Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Dear Readers...

I hope this missive finds you well... unlike that crazy bitch thats been stalking you.

The purpose of this blog is to offer advice about relationships, sex, and whatever else you'd like to ask me. The intent of this is to entertain, have a little fun, learn a bit and most importantly boost my already overinflated ego. I should probably point out that I'm not a Doctor and that nothing I say should be construed as Professional Advice but in fact the half jaded, half demented ramblings of a underachieving genius.

And by genius I mean...

(drumroll)

Mc-muthafuggin-HOTTIE!!!!!

On with the show.